987 – The Unwanted Boner, At Exactly The Wrong Moment

A lot’s got to be said about the benefits of being a man. We don’t have to bare children (thank God), we pee wherever we want and we don’t really get judged for the number of people we sleep with. It’s hard to deny that our awkward anatomy does give us certain advantages.

Now if only it would learn to stay down when you tell it to.

It happens to the best of us. Sometimes you can feel it coming and you know you have plenty of time before you need to stand up. It’s those rare moments when you find yourself fighting a bulge in your pants, at exactly the moment you need to stand up and leave, that things get stiff.

Maybe you’re on the train, minding your own own business reading a newspaper. You’re skimming through the pages, looking at a few stories as you go along, when you come across that one picture. You don’t know why or how, but this one picture stirs up instinctual desire in you and you suddenly find yourself flashing back into one of your old sexual memories.

Most men today aren’t turned on by sexy magazine pictures any more, we’ve been too desensitised to them, but every once in a while you will come across a picture (or story) that gives you flashes of an ex, maybe your high school crush or the girl next door that you never had a chance with and your mind starts wandering. Before you realise it’s too late, you suddenly find yourself with a problem in your hands.

The most frustrating thing about the awkward public erection (especially one from your memories) is that it doesn’t just go away. This is the real deal, the muscle tenses up and that S.O.B. lingers. Getting rid of it will take some serious willpower & time. There’s a whole website dedicated to the awkward boner you know.
Check it out, it’s hilarious. ;D

An erection in public…AWKWARD!!

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